JAGER JAGUARS
Able art thou ere thou regard this newsletter
The official newsletter of NITKTNGT (
http://www.tngt.tk)
Issue 2
17-10-2004
Hello Everyone! Welcome to the second issue of Jager Jaguars. First of all, my sincerest apologies for not bringing out the issue on due date (friday) The reason is physical illness of the chief editor of the issue (myself, that is) Anyway, thanks for all who mailed in response to the first. Now, NITKTNGT can proudly say that it’s got it’s own newsletter. But hey! This isn’t my own personal newsletter. Everyone’s invited to post articles to JJ. Send whatever news you’d like to see published to
tkram1984@yahoo.com ASAP. Another thingy or two before we proceed….. here’s a request to mailers – Jager GT president Jaher Ram requests that personal letters shouldn’t be posted to public viewing (I think only DonB’s and my mails are sent through this, and so, for his own welfare, his ID is balajis_tn@yahoo.co.in and mine, u know very
well)
In order to make this ‘as perfect a newsletter as possible’, I can even offer prizes for contests as soon as an ilichavaayan ready to sponsor falls into my bait ….. Hey wait! How dare you accuse me of saying it’s Sombu! Since nothing notably zahaire happened this week, I am forced to give you more of past news only. However, don’t miss the highlight – reformed saint.
RAGGING COMES TO ‘NAIL-BITING’ FINISH
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As usual, ragging in NITK had come to a ‘nail-biting’ finish", say reliable sources, "with seniors who got caught biting their nails in fear, in their or friends’ rooms" Be careful guys! Otherwise, seniors may soon require protection from juniors. There are apparently, only two ways to prevent this nail-biting finish – either don’t get caught or don’t grow nails.
REFORMED SAINT
A certain GT member who in the peak of his time is supposedly known as King of Pondies and also famous for great derivations like nanotechnology has ……….. (believe it or not!!!) REFORMED!!!!
No kidding guys! It’s the truth. With CAT only days away, he agrees that his nano days are over, but not yet over and out. And to prove it, he has even given away ‘that which everyone thinks he regards more than his life’ (to those who can understand – his 6 moserbaers – the best of Pankaj) So guys! Even You-Know-Who has reformed, and it is high time someone else did as well (to those who think, I am not mentioning any Ajith fan in the GT).
‘NEW’ EXPERIENCES
WAIT!!!!!!! Don’t come to conclusions yet. This isn’t what you think it ought to be – this is just the experiences of JR, Anbu and me when we went to the movie New. For those who don’t know it yet, it has caused a great cyclone in TN with it’s vulgar dialogues and scenes. We didn’t know about this when we went (even if we did know, we would have gone to see it sooner, you know!). Nothing new happened in the movie except a person who came with his wife and daughter and sat near us, leaving after just one hour of the movie, and a gang of college boys shouting at every double-meaning dialogue). However, after the movie, when we were coming back by bus, JR was surprised when he didn’t know a girl who had lived near his house, and who Anbu, whose house is far-off introduced the two to each other (he said that the girl studied in my school, but I don’t know her either). Throughout the 40 minutes of the journey, Anbu was busy talking to that girl, that he did not turn an
inch towards either me or JR (whether the girl was talking to Anbu or atleast listening to what he had said is another matter). The only question I would like to ask Anbu is this: how many moles (you know…. macham) do you have in your body?
WHETHER NEWS:
No! You’ve read it right, all right. It isn’t weather news. It’s whether news. This week it is as follows:
- Whether Rajini Kanth starts Jakku Bai after Chandramukhi
- Whether JR will be back to nano after CAT
- Whether the editor of this newsletter is sane
- Whether anyone fully reads this newsletter
Anyway, the motto of the newsletter says it all – able art thou ere thou regard this newsletter. Currently, I am looking for a logo for JJ. If anyone has any ideas, they can be posted to me. (Please don’t send anything decent). To anyone who is still sane after reading this, gimme another chance…. Maybe next time I’ll succeed in what I attempted for – let Jager spread like Cholera and equally effective as well.
Ed. , Jager Jaguars
